Feeling: Happy to be tapping away at the keys again.
Despite my recent absence, the wild and wonderful search engine queries that have led people here from all corners of the globe have continued unabated. I know I have a little catching up to do so I have diligently recorded some of my favourites. Here now are the latest batch of winners in the Sept/Oct Confessions of a Noospheric Chip Search Word Awards
"I'm a Winner!"
TOP 11
1. "disembodied head of Christopher Walken"
This month's top entry is a clear winner. If there were no other reason to have started this blog, being connected to Christopher Walken and some complete stranger in this rather unique way has made it worth it. I, like many others, have fallen under the inexplicable, narcotic-like Walken spell. I blame Communion.
2. dna language of light good virus bad virus pleiadians
Whoaa! Now there's a whole lot going on here....Notice the way the words come one after the other without any thought to separate the concepts? There are no + signs or quotes going on at all and said very quickly, I could imagine this funny string of words sounding perfectly normal if it were coming out of the mouth of a mystical yet manic creature in a Miyazaki cartoon like this:
...but what kind of data-packets inspires one to check this stuff out on Google? Ploise explain.
3. Michael Tsarion beds are designed to not let you have a good night sleep
I never knew that the well-known esoteric researcher, author and international lecturer Michael Tsarion made beds! Just quietly, don't buy one though, apparantly they're designed to be insufferable (shhhh).
4. "Platinum Bling" & "Gold Bling"
4. "Platinum Bling" & "Gold Bling"
My Pleiadian-inspired nuclear receptor has (unsurprisingly) enticed many purveyors of internet "bling" to visit. I bet they got a bit more than they bargained for when they read all about it! I'm so pleased that quite a few people who may never have seen these fine "dishes" have now had a chance to see them. Mine always attracts certain people like a magnet. The other day while I was getting my hair done a fellow client saw it and said, "Wow, that's a nice plate." Yes it is.
5. "radio hosts wearing adult diapers"
Pass me the Depends! I had no idea there were others out there....
6. square clouds + katrina, "scalar geometry" + conspiracy,
barbara marciniak comments on hurricane katrina
The " " + cult/" " + conspiracy thing is still going on strong (smile). At the height of the crisis, Katrina-inspired searches like these came in thick and fast.
7. missouri cults + nibiruan council
O...K....is this the query of a fevered Fundamentalist God-fearing cult-buster after a big break on a case? Or is this someone who's heard on the grapevine that the Nibiruans have landed are are camped out somewhere in his neighbourhood and wants in? I'm still on the fence.
8. "healing codes" -"biological apocalypse" "Alex Loyd"
I get a lot of people visiting here because they are looking for information about the Healing Codes (the BEST healing system on the planet), but this was the cream of the crop for sure, sadly though, whoever this is has tied "biological apocalpyse" into a search about the Healing Codes. It just shows you how much fear some people are living in. By the way, they'd might save your life in one though.
9. "pyradyne" + "plejaren"
Two of the most popular keywords. Just like cocaine for fellow aliens like me, apparantly. One sniff and they're still going by page 12 or whatever of the search results by the time my page comes up on the list.
10. "pleiadian portal mayan"
Yes you've come to the right address. Next shuttle to Erra departs in fifteen minutes.
11. the situation in band ache nearly 9 months after the tsunami disaster
Well I'm hooked. What is the "situation" I wonder? I have a feeling that whatever it is it's serious. With a name like Ache it would have to be. I think I ache for Ache. But how they hell that search led whoever did it to to me, I have no idea.
O...K....is this the query of a fevered Fundamentalist God-fearing cult-buster after a big break on a case? Or is this someone who's heard on the grapevine that the Nibiruans have landed are are camped out somewhere in his neighbourhood and wants in? I'm still on the fence.
8. "healing codes" -"biological apocalypse" "Alex Loyd"
I get a lot of people visiting here because they are looking for information about the Healing Codes (the BEST healing system on the planet), but this was the cream of the crop for sure, sadly though, whoever this is has tied "biological apocalpyse" into a search about the Healing Codes. It just shows you how much fear some people are living in. By the way, they'd might save your life in one though.
9. "pyradyne" + "plejaren"
Two of the most popular keywords. Just like cocaine for fellow aliens like me, apparantly. One sniff and they're still going by page 12 or whatever of the search results by the time my page comes up on the list.
10. "pleiadian portal mayan"
Yes you've come to the right address. Next shuttle to Erra departs in fifteen minutes.
11. the situation in band ache nearly 9 months after the tsunami disaster
Well I'm hooked. What is the "situation" I wonder? I have a feeling that whatever it is it's serious. With a name like Ache it would have to be. I think I ache for Ache. But how they hell that search led whoever did it to to me, I have no idea.
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